Group 1. They were VERY, VERY upset

Group 2. They were upset, but . . .

• I was really upset until it occurred to me that . . .
• I spilled my coffee reading . . .
• You didn't fool me. I was on to you the moment I saw it. That's because I remember last year when you reported the National Conference of Governors were trying to find more sources of tax revenue and voted to require licensing of radio salespeople - just like lawyers, morticians and (in the case of Nevada) prostitutes. It was worse because our GM passed the story around and said the station couldn't afford to pay the fees and the AEs would have to pay out of their own pocket. They were very upset for a couple hours. You didn't fool me. But I would like to know how to get my account list back.  

Group 3. They got it and upped the ante . . .

• Two very sick individuals copied just the Fairness story and left it on desks.
• I think we should have something like the Canadian Content rule where the playlists must be more than 50% Canadian artists. (True, by the way.)  If we had an American Content law, we couldn't play the Beatles, U2, the Stones, AC/DC or Coldplay - but could easily get creative by asking well known US, non-music artists to help America, like Larry the Cable Guy, Homer Simpson or Tony Soprano. Thankfully we won't have to play ABBA anymore.
• I listen to FU102 all the time. The market manager S.Toner has done much good.
• I'm reaching out to churches to quit preaching to the choir, literally. We have really raunchy, R-rated music and jocks. That's where the churches should be advertising.